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How May I Help You? [31 Oct 2004|08:51pm]
no_tears_cried
[ mood | content ]

Translation- How may I kiss your ass?

I work in Dallas, in the 'My Shit Don't Stink' part of town. I know that everyone has something to complain about work, and I am glad to have a job, but I am also glad that I see the people who lack manners. It really helps me see the person I do not want to be. THEREFORE, thank you for putting your fingers on the glass that I just cleaned. Thank you for teaching your kids that manners are not to be used for those who work 40+ hours trying to pay for school and just to get by. And as Lotto said in '8 mile', 'Fuck you and have a nice day.'

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*JUST JOINED* [22 Dec 2003|08:34pm]

vegjackie
[ mood | blank ]

hey everyone. i just joined this community. I love this cuz I bitch about stuff i wouldnt want my normal friends to read. cuz well they gotta look through many things to find this. AWESOME!

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[06 Dec 2003|01:55am]

thatbimbo
[ mood | pissed off ]

i hate whoever came into my apartment tonight and stole my dvds , playstation2 and all my damn cds! i will kill them!

asshole....

blah. i feel better now.

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[15 Jul 2003|05:22pm]

waiting4it2snow
why do cars come in such limited colors? Seriously, there are over a 100 colors in the Crayola box now, and everyone has like one of seven colors (teal blue, maroon red, cherry red, black, white, gray, or beige.... seriously. Look around the next you are on the road). There's one "unique" color out there: Banana yellow. I wish Ford would consult with Max Factor. If they can make it in nail polish, why not cars? I saw this blue color the other the day that I had never seen on a car before. I almost walked into something I was staring so much. Of course, it just happened to be a BMW. I guess only rich people deserve orginality.
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gotta love "friendship" [29 Jun 2003|02:11pm]

thatbimbo
[ mood | chipper ]

my friends dog died a few days ago. how did she die? by suffocating to death under her bed in a bag of potatoe chips! i told a couple of friends of mine. and they all found that really funny. because it is. not because the dog died, but just the way it happend, you know! and so my friend matt said "thats called natural selection" (Meaning, thats gods way of getting rid of stupid animals.) well.... here is what she wrote in her journal about me, him and my friends...shes from california and i am from boston:
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[28 Jun 2003|11:02am]
Stupid bitchez in SHIT FUCK HOLE NASTY ASS BOSTON that joke about my dead dog need to die. I will crush every one of your putrid little faces with a brick. Its fucking great when your friend you have known for 5 years says you dog was stupid anyway. and runs around telling all her friends my dog is dead, and they say stupid animals need to die anyway. FUCK YOU BOTH! and then have the nerve to fucking tell me that. I am so sick of fucked up people trying to piss me off and hurt me for no fucking reason. MY FUCKING DOG IS DEAD!!!!!!! and you fucking expect me to laugh about you talking stupid fucking shit. People like that have no fucking respect and I wish for their fucking death. Im seriously thinking about making a trip to the east coast to sale some cutco, and for business, and PLEASURE. :) I will wish bad things every night for the rest of my life that certain persons will have a hell of a life. THEY ALREADY do anyway working at a fucking grocery store as a career, not going to school. Why do lame no bodies have to try to bring everyone down and make them feel like shit? Everyone brings them down and makes them feel like shit so they have to do it to everyone else. That is one thing I will NEVER forgive for, so if the fucking UGLY slug face reads this FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS CUNT, I will put a fucking bullet in your cats head and then laugh about you, haha your cat was stupid anyways, haha. See how you feel you lame ass cunt fuck. Kill yourself. Go through your big suicidal attention whore trip cuz that is all you are. You're a piece of fucking shit! you will never amount to a fucking cockroach. You're scum, so if your queer boyfriend. Keep up the good work stocking shelves for minimum wage. No Respect. You'll never have good friends with the way you run your mouth, whens the next time you will lose another? You'll piss off Stefanie eventually and she will drop kick your ass. If that happened, I would personally fly to Boston and give her a high five, go down the street get a tuna wrap for ya shove in your fat mouth, then eat your french fries, and demand DR PEPPER!!!!!!!! Go to hell now, don't call me, don't email me, don't write in my journal, don't write about me, I will change EVERYTHING including my address if you don't stay the FUCK AWAY you sleeze ball. Have a horrible life you ugly fuck.
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ya gotta love true friends.(doesnt she have great grammar skills?!)
the thing that pisses me off most is the fact that shes all into "HATING DRAMATIC BITCHES WHO MAKE BIG DEALS ABOUT NOTHING"!
and when matt said the "natural selection" thing, it was just a joke, and he didnt laugh. nobody did...we were just talking about it. but when she asked me what i did that day, i mentioned that and she got all upset and then----she says:
"well you tell him! tell him...HIS DAD DYING OF LUNG CANCER IS NATURAL SELECTION!"
NOW THAT is uncalled for.
your dog dying is one thing, your dad is another ALTOGETHER. am i right or am i wrong?!
fuck her. its not worth it.
Xo all,
tina.

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Fuck off ya moron. [17 Jun 2003|11:20pm]

fred_chan
[ mood | annoyed ]

Yes, I am different than I used to be. It's called growing up. Something you obviously haven't done yet because you can't seem to figure out that you're setting yourself up for failure as we speak. You complain that you don't have enough money to eat/buy medication and yet you have fifteen cats and you're talking about having a baby. What kind of life can you give a baby if you can't even afford to feed yourself?! Are you going to stop taking your medication and bring it up while you're having serious mental breakdowns? What the fuck is wrong with you? Catch a clue.

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Grrrr. [09 Jun 2003|05:23pm]

fred_chan
[ mood | pissed off ]

People really piss me off. I went perusing through all of the flames here and was absolutely disgusted. They're upset because some girl wrote a story that takes place in World War II Germany--more specifically in Aushwitz. The story is about a Jewish girl who is sent there for, well, being Jewish...but while she's there she meets a Nazi named Adolf and falls in love with him.

Because the guy's name is Adolf everyone just assumes that he is Adolf Hitler even though "Adolf" has always been a common German name and was the most common German name during the 1920s and 30s. Because of this everyone flames this poor girl and gives her crappy reviews. Her writing is pretty bad, but she doesn't deserve the flames she's getting. Her story just is not offensive, but people are way too sensitive about this stuff.

What really pisses me off (being a history buff and all) is the fact that they're all like "I visited the Holocaust Museum and let me tell you how evil those Nazis were, I totally know what I'm talking about because I took a field trip in high school." Bastards. Take some Western Civilization classes you assholes! >.<

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I am a horrible maintainer [30 May 2003|03:30am]

agentlizzle
[ mood | dirty ]

I hate people who whore their newly created communities in other communities. Here let me provide an example.. *cough*..

*whore whore whore*Collapse )

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A new guy in town... [28 May 2003|08:20pm]

krasnoya_reka
[ mood | sad ]

hate my ex-girlfriend... her name is Skye. She was a total bitch to me. I gave her my love and she just tossed it out the window. She cheated on me and I confronted her about it and she lied... lied right to my face. Then she tells me that she did and told me that she never really loved nor cared about me. You ruined my spirit. Now I will always feel that no one will love me because it all just a fucking lie. I hope you have a fucking lonely life. The only thing i regret in this world is ever being with you.

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Not exactly what I hate.. [28 May 2003|07:25pm]

agentlizzle
[ mood | amused ]

Something Awful is one of the best sites ever. Here, one of the writers outlines why he hates some of the most popular movie villains.. I know it's a bit of a stretch in staying on topic for this community but it works! Plus, it's hilarious!

• The Darth Family, Star Wars
Darth Vader was a big influence on me in my younger days, but as I grew older I began to see him for what he was: somebody's dad trying way too hard to be cool. Couple that with the fact he turned into a total pussy in "Return of the Jedi" and looked like the human equivalent of an egg underneath his giant and awkward nerd armor and things don't get much better. Then there is the unpleasant reality that thanks to the prequels, he's now the living embodiment of every Linkin Park song ever. I would mention Darth Maul, kind of like how I'm doing in this very confusing sentence, but why should I? He got cut in half like a delicious submarine sandwich, and went down just as easy. Then there was the old guy, Darth Tyranus I guess, but you just know he's going to get killed. It sure doesn't help that the guy who plays him has practically the exact same role in "Lord of the Rings."

• The Agents, The Matrix
By playing on everybody's natural fear of being confronted by official looking men in suits, and possibly having to fill out forms and paperwork as a result, the Agents have soared to substantial popularity. I'm not that a big fan of "The Matrix," because the underlying themes of becoming a slave to technology remind me of the all the time and money I wasted playing "EverQuest." I think the average shut-in "EverQuest" player would prove more vexing a villain than somebody who looks like a kung-fu fighting IRS employee. And those albino vampire twins they added to the mix? The only thing they could threaten is a sailor's sexuality.

• The Big Red Eye Thing, Lord of the Rings
I'm not the most well versed "Lord of the Rings" fan, mainly because I'm not a fan and I make it a point to not learn any more about it than I already have from watching the movies. Sure, they make for an entertaining and epic spectacle, but you could easily say the same thing about "Riverdance" if all the performers were set on fire and shot at while dancing. The main villain of LOTR, if I recall correctly, was a giant inflamed eyeball mounted on top of a large tower. I don't know, maybe if the eye belonged to a giant Cyclops I'd be more impressed, but as is I just think, "wow, that's one peeved eyeball!" Honestly, I lied about thinking that even, since I've never thought about it until now. That's how lasting a villain Old Red Eye was to me.

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Northeastern is a poop. [23 May 2003|04:26pm]

agentlizzle
[ mood | pissed off ]

Fire alarms at 3:30 in the morning are not cool, especially when it's drizzling outside. I hate life!

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Mmmm rain on Tuesday.. [21 May 2003|04:17pm]

agentlizzle
[ mood | angry ]

A list..

1. My eyes are constantly itchy, and despite the fact that I am armed with a fresh thing of Visine, I am helpless to stop this.
2. The fonts on this computer suck poopy.
3. My boss is still out of town. I feel bad for him, but I'm poor and I would like to finally get paid.
4. It's raining out. I didn't realize it was going to rain. It started raining right when I stepped foot out from under the arch in West Village.
5. I'm still poor.
6. Did I mention I'm poor?
7. Did I mention that a former friend of mine is trying to weasel $15 out of me that I don't even owe her? What the fuck? There are people I actually owe money to, and here she comes trying to take money from someone who doesn't have any. Her reasoning? She doesn't have much money and she wants me to pay for a gift (a GIFT) she got me last September. Oh my god, I hate people.
8. For most of the afternoon and early evening, I will be stuck here in the Cullinane Building, worrying about Ari and not knowing what to do. Rawr.

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The one downfall of nice weather.. [19 May 2003|04:52pm]

agentlizzle
[ mood | frustrated ]

Allergies. I hate allergies. I want to kung-fu my allergies.

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this is why drugs are bad [19 May 2003|12:54am]

holdmygaze
[ mood | argh ]

not as much of a rant as something hilighting my stupidity and affinity for illegal substances last year... keep in mind i was high and drunk as hell and recently dumped when the soon to be mentioned story happened


girl: im crying over ER
girl: such a loser
me: last year i cried at the beginning of the transformers movie
girl: lol
girl: thats so great
me: i mean the whole planet of robots got killed
me: men women and children robots
me: a culture not unlike out own
me: and i get dissed for crying at it... just because they can turn into racecars and planes and dump trucks


hope somebody gets a kick out of it

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Guys and their stupid jokes. [18 May 2003|11:38am]

agentlizzle
[ mood | hurt ]

What is it with guys, seriously? Why do they feel that they can sacrifice the feelings of others simply for the sake of "making a funny"? Do they think that we'll understand their sick desire to be the comedian all the time, no matter what the costs are? Maybe I'm just a spoiled sport, but I don't understand it one bit. I can't laugh at a joke when it's at the expense of me. Guys need to get over themselves.

Argh, this is going to be a bad day. I can feel it.

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i think i'm going to love this place [18 May 2003|02:08am]

holdmygaze
[ mood | hungover ]

i am hungover as shit... this influenced my decision to finally join this place and join in the festivities. my gf of nearly 2 years dumped me last october, left me for another guy, screwed him over, we half assed got back together and then it all went to shit around december. she broke my heart... so what is she doing next? she's going to disney world!!! she went to disney for an internship this semester. she's been there for 5 months and she's coming home next week. she wants to be friends and all, and that's fine i guess, but i still can't help feeling a little resentful.

last night i passed out sometime between 4 and 5, woke up around 7 (the room i was in had no shades) on an oh so uncomfortable couch to the wonderful sound of people screwing in the room next to me... now granted, last night's party was KILLER, but this morning was shitty as hell. i need sleep. i'm out.

yes, i love this place

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my fashionably late debut [17 May 2003|10:06am]

cacamimi
[ mood | exhausted ]

Hi kids. I meant to join this community a long time ago, but I swear to God I think that when agentlizzle told me about it I was so busy bitching about something to someone else that I was completely distracted.

I know some of you, so in summation I hate everything and I like to bitch about that. However, I was voted "Most Nervous" of my graduating high school class after a Prom debility in which I was afraid to either tan or have my nails done. Having said this, I am normally too apprehensive to approach anyone with my true feelings (normally consisting of hatred and rage) and I fear that I might harbor a deeply rooted anxiety as a result.

This should be therapeutic.

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Grawr! [16 May 2003|01:14pm]

agentlizzle
[ mood | cranky ]

Here are some resentment/hatred filled questions for the masses..

1. Why is it so cold and windy?
2. Why do my allergies act up when I'm inside, and it's not even nice out?
3. Moreover, why do I start the one day I'm not at work, and don't have access to my meds?
4. Why is my therapist such a flake?
5. Why am I stumped on my why do I want to go to NU essay? I know why I want to go, I just can't put it into words. Also, I don't think that saying I want to hump NU's leg is exactly appropriate.


This is where I am right now. (That's a webcam shot.) I'm bored and hungry.
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[16 May 2003|12:32pm]

senator_hydie
[ mood | groggy ]

i don't feel good. i just want to go back home and go to bed. I WANT SLEEP!!

why does it feel like today is going by so slow :(

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GOD DAMN IT!!! [13 May 2003|03:29pm]

cmcatgmu
[ mood | frustrated ]

My most expensive fucking book thats brand freaking new and cost me $107 and this freaking university won't buy it back!! AHHH! Why do they just want to screw us out of every last dime!?

If anyone would like a copy of The American System of Criminal Justice, Ninth Edition, please contact me...I am willing to sell at a very low price!

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